[So Joshua's been hit with a nice dose of hallucinogenic gas and is currently tripping balls.  Luckily for him, his 'father' and best friend has been kind enough to lead him home so he doesn't get run over by a car while trying to chase down a giant flying bowl of ramen.  Unluckily for him, said 'father' is also annoyed at him enough to take the ( Read more... )

First he drugs me and I somehow wind up naked in his lap, then he tries to get me drunk, then I find out he's been sneaking into my room at night to watch me sleep, then he hits me . . . and now he's trying to have sex with drones?  Ugh, worst.  Father.  Ever.

[Joshua gives an irritated sigh.]

Right, for those of you who were spitting out blood and ( Read more... )